I use this recipe to bulkup during weight training.
Buy a baby from the market (your local daycare usually has good prices and a fine selection).
If you feel like catching your own, try trailer homes. They are easy to break into and encounters with hysterical trailer park mamas are always exciting, and a great appetite builder.

Ingredients:

12oz portion of raw baby
1 or 2 eggs for texture
56 grams of a protein supplement consisting of milk (casein), whey and amino acids

Preparation:

place all ingredients in blender.
blend till drinkable liquid.

Consumption:

Drink raw – Rocky style. Best done first thing in the morning. Play 80′s style heavy metal music to get pumped up while doing it!

- Recipe submitted by Manga Bambino