At least 8 plump, naked babies from an unsuspecting mother of octuplets
2 pounds of cookie dough
a pie( any flavor)
After thieving the babies away, throw them all into a dog kennel and feed them bacardi and ho ho’s for at least 3 days. after they have become intoxicated and fattened to teh max, bring them in for the cookin’. take two of the babies and shut their head in teh oven so that their arms and legs are flailing about. turn the oven up to 450 or so. taunt the other 6 babies with the cookie dough by placing it in front of them, then proceeding to hit their hands with the ballbat when they grab for the cookie dough. after the first two babies heads burn up and they fall to the floor, feed that to the other babies, then use mustard gas or a play a chingy cd to kill the remaining 6. then eat the pie.
- Recipe submitted by Shelt dog