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		<title>Information</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Recipe submissions will be reviewed by our staff and added to the site for all to see! We love our loyal fans!]]></description>
		<link>http://eatbabies.com/site/?p=319</link>
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		<title>Macy Gray&#8217;s &#8220;Sweet Baby&#8221; -&gt; &#8220;Eat Babies&#8221; Parody</title>
		<description><![CDATA[http://www.amiright.com/parody/2000s/macygray5.shtml]]></description>
		<link>http://eatbabies.com/site/?p=305</link>
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		<title>Happy Thanksgiving</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Happy Thanksgiving from the EatBabies.com team. Don&#8217;t forget to submit your favorite holiday recipes in the forums!]]></description>
		<link>http://eatbabies.com/site/?p=303</link>
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		<title>Recipes are Back!</title>
		<description><![CDATA[By popular demand fan recipes are back! Submit more on the forums.]]></description>
		<link>http://eatbabies.com/site/?p=292</link>
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		<title>The Sportsman&#8217;s Baby Whine</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Take 1 whiney baby and put into shallow empty baby pool. Shove golf ball into mouth. With aluminum baseball bat beat baby. Then drop 10 lb. bowling ball on baby&#8217;s head. With football cleats climb into pool and mush and smash baby into a gushy bloody liquid. This may take awhile, so you might want [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://eatbabies.com/site/?p=290</link>
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		<title>Stuffed Baby</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Ingredients: 1 overweight male baby 1L of fresh pigs blood Intructions: With a large spoon, scoop out all the insides of your well chosen baby(through the ass). Place the insides in a bowl and put aside for later use. With a kitchen knife, cut the fingers, toes and genitalia off. Chop them up into little [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://eatbabies.com/site/?p=287</link>
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		<title>Steamed Babies</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Ingredients: 10 small, premature born babies 4 cups old bay 3 gallons water 1 gallon vinegar Bring water, vinegar, and old bay mixture to boil in large cauldron. Add babies and steam until skin is bright red and crisp. Enjoy with either skin on or off. - Recipe submitted by Anonymous]]></description>
		<link>http://eatbabies.com/site/?p=285</link>
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		<title>Spicy Baby Tortillas</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Ingredients: 4 tender fattened (preferably) Mexican babies 1 packet of taco seasoning sauce mix 1 jar of salsa Toppings of your choice Tortillas (if you make them yourself, try substituting finely ground baby bones instead of flour) Salt &#38; pepper to taste Debone and then grind the young chil-o-dren to crunchy bits or a fine [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://eatbabies.com/site/?p=283</link>
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		<title>Scallop and Babyhand Shish Kabob</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Ingredients: 12 soft dimpled baby hands, wrists removed 12 large bay scallops 2 cloves garlic, chopped 1/2 tsp. ginger salt/pepper to taste large pineapple chunks red pepper chunks Method: Mix the garlic, ginger and scallops together and let sit for 20 minutes. Taking long metal skewers (or alternatively, bamboo skewers that have been soaked in [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://eatbabies.com/site/?p=280</link>
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		<title>Phalange on a Stick</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Ingredients: - 2 highly skilled ninjas - 1 box of multi food coloring - 1 box of popcicle sticks - 2 very fat phat babies Instructions:After hiring two very skilled ninjas you then must ask them to perform moves off of a fight scene from &#8220;Jackie Chan Goes to China.&#8221; That should take care of those feisty [...]]]></description>
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